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Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's the saddest part of the week?