What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How do bears keep cool?
Families are like fudge.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call two birds in love?