What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity always frowns?
When do cows get tired?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?