Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?