What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?