What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?