What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where do polar bears vote?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?