Which band is always treated like royalty?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?