How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is a cow's dream job?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do automobiles fly?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call an old snowman?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?