What is the best Christmas present ever?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?