Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the frog starve?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?