What does an evil hen lay?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which state has the best streets?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?