Which state has the best streets?
Rhode Island.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What fish sings the best?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?