Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did autumn say to summer?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
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What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What fish only swims at night?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which fly makes films?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?