What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What bird is always sad?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?