Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
It's allergy season again?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What game do mice love to play?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is the strongest animal?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What game do bats excel at?
What type of car do planets buy?