Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?