Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do bees chew?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?