What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?