Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A book just fell on my head.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?