Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What event do spiders love to attend?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What does the sun drink out of?