What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was the cat so small?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which former US President was always cold?