What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do jokesters study in college?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do billboards talk?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?