What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What bird is always sad?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?