What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a small mom?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What animal always goes to heaven?