What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Can February March?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Where does breakfast live?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Guitarists are so stressed out.