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What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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Why did the mirror cross the road?
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Why did the frog have a long face?
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