What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?