Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the fish blush?
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What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How do bears keep cool?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?