Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What kind of computers do horses use?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
It's allergy season again?
What do math teachers eat?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?