Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
It's allergy season again?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do you take sick ponies?