Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?