If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?