What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's the opposite of irony?
When do cows get tired?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?