Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?