What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What animal has the most fun?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is the color of the wind?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?