Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?