Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?