What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What sport do horses love to play?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?