Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which bug is related to you?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do fleas travel?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?