What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where do actors go to pray?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?