Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?