What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why are cars magic?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?