What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How long do chickens work?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?