What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a dog in space?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a Zen egg?