What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do rich squirrels eat?