Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do math teachers love March?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?