Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What does a panda ghost say?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do insects learn at school?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?