What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do math teachers eat?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?