What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
You're adapted!
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call a vacation at home?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What game do bats excel at?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which former US President was always cold?